7 Compelling Adventure Hooks for Shadowglade

My dad once told me, laugh and the world laughs with you, Cry, and I’ll give you something to cry about you little bastard! Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine? Must go faster… go, go, go, go, go! They’re using our own satellites against us. And the clock is ticking.

Must go faster. Did he just throw my cat out of the window? Yeah, but John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists. God help us, we’re in the hands of engineers. Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

Eventually, you do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right? Jaguar shark! So tell me – does it really exist? What do they got in there? King Kong? God help us, we’re in the hands of engineers. They’re using our own satellites against us. And the clock is ticking.

Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine? Hey, take a look at the earthlings. Goodbye! They’re using our own satellites against us. And the clock is ticking. You’re a very talented young man, with your own clever thoughts and ideas. Do you need a manager?

We gotta burn the rain forest, dump toxic waste, pollute the air, and rip up the OZONE! ‘Cause maybe if we screw up this planet enough, they won’t want it anymore! Jaguar shark! So tell me – does it really exist? So you two dig up, dig up dinosaurs? Do you have any idea how long it takes those cups to decompose.